18 Of The Funniest Comments We’ve Ever Received On Swiggy That Will Make You LOL

You, dear foodie, are very particular about how you like your food. But sometimes, we can’t help but chuckle at some of your requests – from teaching us how to make your food just right to feeling strongly about ingredients and quantity, we’ve seen it all. Here are 18 of the funniest ones we’ve come across on Swiggy to start off 2018 with a big, wide grin. Let’s go!

1. That time when you showed us different parts of Dosa…

Pls put dosa masala separately from dosa skin. It gets soggy.

In Hindi: pls dosa ka masala alag rakhiye warna dosa crisp nahi rahega.

And some extra sambhar pls.

 

2. That time when it was your friend’s birthday and you wanted us to show them how much you really love them…

It’s a birthday special so anything birthday-ish from your end would be appreciated :) ALSO please send a solid carry bag as I need to carry it all the way to East Delhi.

 

3. Onions, then?

NO ONION IN THE NOODLES. NO ONION IN THE NOODLES. DO NOT PUT ONION IN THE NOODLES. NO ONION IN THE NOODLES. DO NOT MAKE THE NOODLES WITH ONION. NOODLES WITHOUT ONION.

 

4. When this one was channelling Salman Khan’s spirit from ‘Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam’…

Please make it spicy and tasty. Add a lot of green chillies and chilli sauce. Add only chilli sauce no other sauce. Give green chillies also make it tasty n spicy.

 

5. “Bhai ko bolo hum aaye hain”…”Sure, Salman.”

plzzzzz plzzzzz plzzzz dont make soup spicy …….make it less spicy…..n plzzzzz send mirch ki salan as a complimentry…..mirch ka salan….yousuf bhai ku bolo…

 

6. When this one loved her just the way she was! (yeah okay, not that funny)

Please send a note saying “Fear of addition of few extra calories is not worth your smile and wishes..gorge on it Fairy and smile hard..hope you have a nice day ! :)”

 

7. When you wanted your friend to be bitten by mosquitoes, just because…

Message to be written on the parcel: Dear Ayush,  here’s to making your blood sweeter. Just so that more mosquitoes bite you. Also, munchies. Happy birthday!

 

8. The next MasterChef is here!

Chocolate milskare. Plz.make it thick and vrry very cold. Also fill shawarma with goodness of chicken and wonderful veggies along with a few dollops of mayoinaiise.

 

9. Meet the winner of Sabse Lazy Kaun 2017!

Please deliver asap I’m hungry. Lol also it is very close by. I would have walked if I wasn’t the laziest person on the planet so try and make it fast. Lol thanks.

 

10. When this one had us questioning life.

This hazelnut syrup Is in the chocolate form right ?

If you do not understand give me a call

And please get the change of 2000 I don’t have one

Thank you

 

11. Wow, those are some strange cravings.

Could you please add chocolate sauce on tropical iceberg and charge it. I’ll pay when the swiggy guy comes. I am pregnant and I need to have chocolate sauce on it.

 

12. This savage prankster!

Extra spicy powder in burger and popcorn. Make it as spicy as possible. It’s a prank. No vegetables in burger. No onion. No capsicum. Extra sauce and spicy powder.

 

13. This no naan-sense request…

Naan ko har jagah se paaka dena kahi se bhi aadha pakka hua mat chorna please isko aachi tarah dhyan se bol dena tandoor wale ko.aur maslae walla pyar bhi de dena

 

14. “I don’t like aaloo in my biryani!”…”Ehh, po-tay-to, po-tah-toe.”

No Aaloo(potato) in biryani please. I order biryani from your restaurant because there is no aaloo and now you also started putting aaloo. Please don’t do this!????

 

15. How To Make A Sub 101

Please follow the steps. 1. Cheese and toast. 2. Apply South west and PLEASE spread it with the KNIFE properly. 3. Lettuce. 4. Only two slices of cucumber and tomato in both six inches. 5. PLEASE USE A KNIFE TO CHOP the onion and capsicum into Very very small pieces.(you din’t file this instruction yesterday) VERY SMALL PIECES. 6. one line of south west. One line ofint mayo. 7. Add slight amount of sweet onion in ONLY ONE SUBZ and.kindly mention that on the wrapper. 8. Please follow the onion and capsicum chop instruction. 9. Thanks you guys are awesome!

 

16. Presenting Sonu Nigam with the 2017 version of Bijuriya!

Want veg machuria nice and crispy and fresh and even chiken machuria should be nice and fresh and biryani should be spicy very spicy biryani pls dont forget !!!

 

17. This budding rapper from the Swiggy-verse…

NO BUTTER. NO CHEESE. NO SOUR CREAM. NO COTTAGE CHEESE. NO BUTTER. NO CHEESE. NO SOUR CREAM. NO COTTAGE CHEESE. NO BUTTER. NO CHEESE. NO SOUR CREAM. NO COTTAGE CHEESE.

 

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